Destroy Your Boredom with Miss Destructo
Hailing from the swamps of the south, currently starting a blue-haired social media revolution in Tampa, Florida while destroying boredom worldwide.
I am a ultra tall, sarcastically crass, swank, classy dame of the creative persuasion. Also highly uncoordinated, somewhat of an insomniac with a slight addiction to coffee and 80’s music videos.
My twenty plus odd years has formed me to be a world traveler, college graduate, award-winning writer, event promoter, radio DJ, and a social media superhero .
Facts-O-Destructo
Six feet tall…blue hair…can type with my toes. My skin replicates faster than a normal person. Fully able to bend my thumbs and legs sideways and I have an rare bone in my sinus cavity. I am officially a mutant.
When I was three I swore I had a computer in my head… I believed this till I saw an x-ray of my brain. That was only a few years ago.
I have been kidnapped by Russians…well, sort of. They were Red and Elvises. Then they forced me to sell their merchandise.
Almost have died at least twice….Once in a car accident, once by drowning.
I have met most of my idols…..everyone except for David Bowie. I just want to prank call him mostly…”Hey David, is your refrigerator running?”
I can wake up without an alarm clock… at an exact time…
Most bathroom lighting hurts my eyes….
I took chorus for most of my childhood. Piano for three and I own a dulcimer. Out of all of this I can produce one hell of a rendition of Mary Had A Little Lamb.
I believe in fate and the beauty that is life….Whether they believe in me is highly disputed.
