Being six feet tall, finding pants and cute jeans are sometimes out of the question. I know I can always turn to a trusty pair of leggings and tights to turn an outfit into something a little more non-casual and up the sexy level. Lately, leggings have been a HUGE trend which turns me into a kid in a candy store. I usually love having a pair of “Little black leggings” that I can use with a basic long tunic or shirt dress, but the latest favorites of mine lately have been the mirrors and mesh Christopher Kane knockoff’s I found and my vinyl panel sided or “cop leggings” as Mr. D calls them. A bit of a collector, I have at least four drawers for just my hosiery. I love the classic pinstriped look as well with a short little black dress for that classy Audrey Hepburn look. Don’t even get me started on mesh leggings, I can’t have enough black mesh… dresses, leggings, shoes… it’s my favorite material.

However, I love playing with color and I have been searching for blue fishnet leggings since I started the blue coiffed look, the ones I found were either sparkly or in the kids dept. That’s when We Love Colors came to my rescue, I wrote them about my search and they sent me a few different types of fishnets to try out since they specialize in EVERY color you can think of. The one’s in the top picture are a laced top thigh high in Royal Blue and the bottom photo are Medium Blue wide net fishnets. They are the nice type that don’t snag on everything, I can’t count how many times my nails or sitting on a splintery stage and hearing that painful sound of a $50 pair of Victoria’s Secret’s fishnets tearing. Also at around $10 a pair, you can dance the night away without too much worry.

Thanks to We Love Colors for saving the day. You can follow We Love Colors on Twitter and Facebook. Tell em Miss Destructo sent ya!

Giveaway!!!! I am giving away a few pairs of We Love Colors Fishnets in Footless Fishnet Turquoise, Wide Net Medium Blue and Royal Thigh Highs.  Send me your Miss Destructo fan photos on Facebook! Extra points for video and creativity! I’ll pick the best three and then post the winners here on Destructo Deviations. Taking submissions till March 1st! (US Residents Only!)

Post your Miss Destructo fan photos here! http://facebook.com/missdestructo

Tons more shots from the impromptu photoshoot in the Destructo HQ backyard… here…. http://www.flickr.com/photos/missdestructo/sets/72157623442362078/

Today on Twitter, it’s #nakedff which means it’s Naked Follow Friday! As you may have remember, awhile ago I started the I Tweet Naked website. http://itweetnaked.com celebrating those tweeps are all about speaking their minds and being themselves over Twitter.

Now you can tell the world how you tweet naked! We’ve got buttons at $2.50 that are selling like hotcakes.

We’ve got “I Tweet Naked” shirts… Great conversation starter for your next social media conference!

http://cafepress.com/itweetnaked Check out our store!

Thank you to our awesome designs by Amber Clark at http://tallulahdesigns.com/

Ladies and gentlemen, are you looking for a few inexpensive last minute christmas gifts? Put that Bath and Body works gift set DOWN… NOW. *in my best Arrrnold voice* Get a few beauty products that work and will show that you really care.

Here’s my three top beauty gifts for anyone this season…

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For once, don’t look into our eyes.

Again, I have to disappoint you all… this post isn’t about nudity. It’s about ribbons.

These ain’t your mama’s ribbons, prize ribbons by Renegade Fashion designer Jared Gold and the king of cool Clint Catalyst that make your clothes background noise and you the winner of any situation.

Tempting you into sin are four designs modeled by the likes of my favorite NCIS darling Pauley Perrette and fellow blue-haired media maven Zoetica Ebb.

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A few weeks ago, I was offered a wonderful gift of Coconut Oil from Tropical Traditions to review for Destructo Deviations audiences. Normally, I don’t accept gifts for review but since this is a product I have swore by for years, why not! I figured let you all in the secrets and benefits of coconut oil that have saved me not only tons of money in beauty products and my skin from the winter weather.

I am nuts for coconut oil, sometimes I wish I could just smother it all over me and eat it. Oh wait, you can! Have you ever licked baby oil? I have and it’s not so tasty, but this is one skin smoothing product that not only smells inviting but tastes delicious as well. I like to use it after shaving, or put a little on my skin before applying makeup. It makes an excellent mask for those cold, winter nights… wake up with happy skin! You can also use it in baking cupcakes, or even in your daily cup of coffee for a boost.

If you dye your hair as much as I do, you may get frazzled with having to use products that strip out your color but can’t risk looking like a scarecrow. I have a graveyard of hair products in a closet, and nothing compares to conditioning and shine power than coconut oil.

My favorite thing to do is make a huge cup of tea, smother my hair in coconut oil and sit out in the sun for a few hours. The heat lets the oil get in those thirsty hair shafts, after a good rinse and mixing a little bit of color safe shampoo. Make sure you wash, rinse and repeat until you get most of the oil out. It may feel a little greasy when still wet, but dry your hair and you will get the softest and shiniest hair ever. I couldn’t believe a natural product that didn’t break the bank could make such an amazing change in my hair texture. Not to mention the wonderful smell of the coconut oil!

Best little vacation in a jar!

Disclaimer: Tropical Traditions provided me with a free sample of this product to review, and I was under no obligation to review it if I so chose. Nor was I under any obligation to write a positive review in return for the free product.

“The way I look is just part of it. It sounds affected but I do see myself as a piece of art. People do accuse me of being just decoratve or an escapist. Well, I am. That’s what I do. So long as they realize that I am other things as well.” – Klaus Nomi

Today as sitting eating snickerdoodles with Blue Mayhem soaking on my hair. I thought about all us women go through everyday between makeup, hair to create an image of ourselves. I personally lurve cranking up the stereo, heading to the bathroom and creating new versions of myself through makeup or hair color, I feel almost a sense of therapy as I brush a bright new color onto myself. For many years now, I have been personally fascinated by cosmetics and makeup art. Every time I see someone with amazing facial bone structure and strange features I want to kidnap them and make them up a’la Klaus Nomi. I believe that EVERYONE has something beautiful about them.

In my search for the perfect visage for myself, I have tried out endless amounts of beauty products to find some of the best ones that would be worth my money spent and give the best results. Some of these products may seem expensive, but in the long run could save you time and money of not having to try a bunch of products that don’t work.

Now, I know many of you guys are going… “Argh Miss D! This has nothing to do with me!” Well, hold your horses… read on for you many find great gift ideas for any of those females in your life. A great present for any woman would be a gift card to Sephora.com or to her favorite hair salon.

Now on with the show…

Hair

• Styling Tools: CHI Iron- I’ve tried the all the rest, this is the best straightener out there!
• Hair Dye: Special Effects- Great color selections and lasts the longest compared to other brands such as Manic Panic and Raw. Since I have had a spectrum of different wild hair colors, I have used many different combinations of their dyes. In the future I’ll do a post on hair color and how to’s sharing some of my dying tricks and favorite colors!
• Conditioner: Aussie Three Minute Miracle “Deep”- Since put my hair through so much after all the straightening (im naturally very curly!) and dying I need a powerhouse of a conditioner to fix the damage. It’s cheap and three minutes with this and my hair is saying THANK YOU!
• Deep Conditioner: Coconut Oil! It may sound strange but it works so well, if you want to get that high gloss shine. Set some of this on your head for a few hours and then rinse out with some clarifying shampoo! So soft and shiny!

Makeup

• Powder/Foundation: Mac Studio Fix- After a search for the perfect powder MAC Cosmetics once again proves to be the best, a tad bit expensive but worth it due to it’s amazing coverage, matte/non oily formula and almost photo shop like results….it’s a wise investment with a wide range of shades with names like C3 (that’s me!) and NC15 sounds like I should be looking for John Connor but it’s a technological wonder than should not be feared! Use a kabuki brush for best results.. plus it’s fun to say kabuki.
• Concealer: Benefit Boi-ing- Party hard? No worries…Best under eye concealer!
• Moisturizer: Nivea Creme- Just can’t get enough! Use a little to put on before makeup application, helps keep skin plump and powder set. Can get at any CVS or drugstore!
• Mascara: Max Factor Volume Couture-Waterproof and give you doll like lashes without the clumps and mess. Fake lashes in a tube!
• Matte Powder: Coastal Scents Silica Powder- I’ve tried that expensive HD powder and this works exactly the same. Stops all shine, all night. $4 for a huge jar. A must have for Florida humidity!
• Primer/Sealer: Mehron Barrier Spray- For all you folk that do performance or for ANYONE who wants their makeup to last ALL day. I HIGHLY recommend Mehron Barrier Spray, first introduced to me by a female impersonator. I have used this spray for years now on the most humid, sweaty days and hottest Florida nights. It’s awesome, non pore clogging and keeps all that hard work from sliding off.
• Eye Primer- Coastal Scents Eye Primer- Light, cheap and works like a charm!
• Stage Makeup: Kryolan- When I went to Berlin (where Kryolan has their HQ) it was the mecca of amazing makeup. My favorite is their UV creme eye shadows that glow under black light, always sure to get complements and come in BRIGHT neon colors. Just make sure you get a pack of nylon brushes from any art store to apply these cremes since they can be quite tricky to apply with normal natural bristled brushes. You can buy these in America from Shrinkle over on Ebay.
• Face Wash: Shea Moisture Black Soap- I am bananas for this soap, it’s done a miracle for my skin. It’s made from plaintains, tar, ash and shea butter. It’s not only cleared my skin up but has toned it and shrunk my pores. I don’t know but if I could get a gallon of this I would never stray. It’s amazing and you can pick it up at Target for $5!
  

Do you have a beauty tip you would like to share? I would love to hear any of your tips, tricks or favorite holy grail products and might feature it in a feature Destructo Deviation post. I am still looking for an awesome hairspray and color care shampoo! Let me know your recommendations!