Hey Jude. Thanks For Not Letting Me Down.

I think since childhood, i’ve heard the song “Hey Jude” hundreds of times on the radio, in the car, in elevators, crappy cover bands and drunken karaoke. I never really think that song could change my life at such a perfect time, I don’t know if perfect is the right word to use for this…

Kinetik Festival: Moving At The Speed of Light

For the last week i’ve been in Montreal, Canada for the Kinetik Festival and general destroying of boredom. Kinetik, almost a perfect word to encompass the intense moving force behind every moment of my journey. Riots ensued across the city a few days after my arrival due to the winning Canadiens hockey team, I met…

Lifestyles of The Self-Employed!

At Destructo HQ, things can get a little bit nutty like any office. Phones ringing, dogs barking, tweets tweeting and the occasional burp or two from Cpt. Spauldad. Ever since I was a little destructo, I knew that my work would not take place in a conventional office setting, I think I saw the movie…

Why Conan is Still A Winner to Me.

Today late night host Conan O’ Brien posted a statement to the New York Times announcing his decision to pretty much end this whole “Lenogate” and NBC mockery.Another casuality of the ratings game after NBC decided to move Jay Leno back to the 11pm spot. It’s okay if you think Conan is not funny, that’s…

Identity Crisis? Create A Press Kit!

The Miss Destructo Press Kit One of the most important things you can do as a creative or freelancer is to CREATE your identity and MAKE a press kit.  When I became unemployed many months ago this is one of the first things I did.. Now, it isn’t a golden ticket to a job. I…

Have You Ever Had It Blue?

solve the mysteriesrule with your heartmake a change and evolvebecause a second chancewill never never come-Vasi Vallis (Frozen Plasma) I realized something powerful sitting in the closet last Thursday, okay crazy lady what were you doing pondering life IN the closet? Well, as far as I know it was the hand of God reaching down…

Yam-A-Palooza! May is the Month of The Yam!

After some serious fan mail to Bruce’s Yams because of this yamriffic blog post. I was contacted by two departments at Bruce’s Yams and have I guess caught the eye of their marketing dept. After mentioning that I would like to try some of the biscuit mix and giving my address I was expecting the…